Candidate Profile: Sujay and Richard

They're doing that thing that joggers do when they're running but they get to a stoplight so they just jog in place and check their pulse every ten seconds but they kinda make it look cool. But what else do the voters need to know? 

Sujay Peramanu

Pros

  • Has never posted a picture of his Starbucks cup to complain about how they spell his name
  • Planted a hammock garden that will produce organic, sustainable hammocks for generations of Tech students to come
  • Hosted a Town Hall with the Parking and Transportation team despite the fact that he rides a Razor Scooter to school
  • Has already picked out an amazing cabinet in case he wins the election

Cons

  • The amazing cabinet he picked is from IKEA and it throws off the feng shui of his office
  • Sujay actually suffers from an incredibly rare “Maroon/Lavendar/Cerulean-colorblindness” condition
  • Takes the elevator to go up one floor
  • Wears socks and crocs when he thinks no one’s at home

Richard Wang

Pros

  • Makes jokes about his own name well before anyone else has the chance to
  • Successfully used conditioner before shampoo without spontaneously combusting
  • Can puncture a capri sun with the given straw in one try
  • Has spoken to 300% more women than the average CS major

Cons

  • He’s spoken to 3 women
  • Didn’t cry when he first watched the 1989 classic Kevin Costner film Field of Dreams
  • Dared suggest that Paul Johnson should switch to a spread offense
  • Is way too competitive when playing Monopoly and regularly rage quits by flipping the entire table
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