About the crouton
The Crouton was created in January of 2017 by a few liberal arts students with way too much time on their hands (because they're, you know, liberal arts). The idea was to find a productive way to be salty about basically everything on campus. Upon failing to do that, they decided to create a snarky website instead: thus, The Crouton was born!
The founders invited a few equally salty friends to join them in the least thorough hiring process ever (at least until Trump surpassed them with his cabinet picks). This group reflects a variety of majors and years, but they all share the cynicism and jaded attitude of a third year who thinks drinking craft beers at tailgates makes him more sophisticated. If you're interested in joining this ragtag bunch of ferret-racing enthusiasts (the best underground animal sport there is), shoot an email with your name, major, year, and a pitch for a story to firstname.lastname@example.org. We will be sure to get back to you in 3-5 business days.