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Class of 2021 first to be subjected to Sorting Hat for major selection

The arduous process of major selection will be taken out of the hands of the Class of 2021 by the first ever Sorting Hat to be used in collegiate admissions.

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Approximately zero shits given about the First Year whose credits technically make him a sophomore

Yet another Freshman was caught completely unawares as to the fact the entire student body gives literally zero shits about how his incoming credits make him a Sophomore.