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Class of 2021 first to be subjected to Sorting Hat for major selection
The arduous process of major selection will be taken out of the hands of the Class of 2021 by the first ever Sorting Hat to be used in collegiate admissions.
Approximately zero shits given about the First Year whose credits technically make him a sophomore
Yet another Freshman was caught completely unawares as to the fact the entire student body gives literally zero shits about how his incoming credits make him a Sophomore.
Happy St. Patrick's Day to the Irish, Catholics, and people who like to drink. As for the rest of you *cough* Karen *cough* - my condolences
To the people who clap when the plane lands: we get it, you vape.
Hartsfield-Jackson is a lot like a public restroom: it feels like everyone in the world has been there and it's full of assholes