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UGA opens Kim Jong-un School of Nuclear Engineering thanks to anonymous donation

UGA’s new school of engineering will feature three secret nuclear silos and zero food halls.

Georgia Tech 2019 Coaching candidates

Will former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice be able to replace the triple option? Is Coach Eric Taylor for sure not a real person?