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What To Do At Your Friend's Wedding To Forget How Weird It Is That She's Only 21
You knew this day would come but you’ve been burying the thought under mountains of homework and alcohol for the past four years: your somewhere-in-Georgia-that-isn’t-Atlanta-raised friend, let’s call her Sarah, is getting married literally months after graduating.
9 Things To Do During Summer If Nothing Else Panned Out
Studying abroad is too expensive, Summer classes are excruciating, and you’re not landing that Internship with that 1.6 GPA, so what is there to do over the summer? This isn’t high school, you can’t just goof around for three months.
Breaking news: CPC announces new rule for women who wish to leave their sorority - must first send a "Cease and Desister" letter