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Crowd of Sorority Girls Manages to Form Impassable Barrier Across Sidewalk

Sorority girls walking anywhere could provide a foundation for the technology behind the U.S.-Mexico border wall. 

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Mr. and Ms. GT Election yields a total of zero fucks given according to Electoral Commission

Literally no one but the candidates were shocked as the student body reveals it doesn't give even a single fuck about who is chosen to be Mr. and Ms. GT.