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Russia Out-Bribes Saudi Arabia in Thrilling World Cup Opener
In a World Cup opener that kept everyone on the edge of their seats, Russia just managed to outbribe Saudi Arabia and claim the win in Moscow.
9 Things To Do During Summer If Nothing Else Panned Out
Studying abroad is too expensive, Summer classes are excruciating, and you’re not landing that Internship with that 1.6 GPA, so what is there to do over the summer? This isn’t high school, you can’t just goof around for three months.
Breaking news: CPC announces new rule for women who wish to leave their sorority - must first send a "Cease and Desister" letter