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The Crouton's Unofficial official map of campus

A map for those who don't want to resort to looking at the big ass sign at the top of Freshman Hill like a loser. 


RA Found "Not In it for free housing"

The Crouton sat down to talk with the only RA on campus who apparently isn't in for the free housing and actually gives a shit about "changing lives" and all that bullshit.