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SGA VP Richard Wang caught sabotaging Mercedes-Benz Stadium

Arthur Blank and his team of quirky investigators discovered that Richard Wang, Georgia Tech's student body vice president, was the mastermind of a plot to sabotage the new stadium and keep Atlanta United playing at Bobby Dodd indefinitely. 

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"He swiped me into the dining hall": 10 tips for dating in college

This is a stock photo - that much should be obvious by the presence of books in the library and the fact that both people look suuuuuper old. If you do, for some reason, see either of these folks at Georgia Tech, you should be concerned. Also, we've got tips for how to not destroy your dating life at Tech. Memorize them.