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Crouton citation in actual term paper indicates potential shortage of shits to give
The fact that electrical engineering student Meredith Caveney actually cited The Crouton in a paper has econ students worried about a possible shits to give shortage on the horizon.
T-Day Spring Game 2018: What to Watch For
Here's what to expect at the Spring Game that no one actually goes to.