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UGA accused of pumping artificial crowd literacy into Sanford Stadium

The Walmart feeder school in Athens is facing serious allegations from numerous schools whose admissions processes actually require that applicants be able to spell the school's mascot.

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Mini-500 results nullified after entire field found to be doping

Tests found a range of illicit substances in the urine of contestants including original formula Four Loko and Blue Donkey Crack Cocaine Light.