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Filming to begin on "The Internship 2: You really thought you'd get a job with one internship you dumb fuck?"

The studio plans on taking the franchise in a more realistic direction, with the film’s protagonists set to experience the hopeless despair and agony that comes with the misguided belief that one internship will actually land you your dream job.

Melania filing for custody of Trump boys following Donald-Kim Jong-Un affair revelation

Following her husband’s public proclamation of his love for North Korea’s most eligible bachelor, the First Lady will be filing for custody of the President’s eldest man children.