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UGA opens Kim Jong-un School of Nuclear Engineering thanks to anonymous donation
UGA’s new school of engineering will feature three secret nuclear silos and zero food halls.
Bud Peterson's New Year’s Resolutions
The Crouton’s investigative journalists, well, actually just two children we hired then stacked and put a trench coat on, were able to uncover a list of New Year’s Resolutions made by Bud Peterson.