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Mac's Beer & Wine welcomes new class of Tech alums whose startups are totally about to take off

Yep, these start ups are literally a one big break away from making every Mac’s employee a millionaire.

Bud Peterson's New Year’s Resolutions

The Crouton’s investigative journalists, well, actually just two children we hired then stacked and put a trench coat on, were able to uncover a list of New Year’s Resolutions made by Bud Peterson.