Bud Peterson's New Year’s Resolutions

The Crouton’s investigative journalists, well, actually just two children we hired then stacked and put a trench coat on, were able to uncover a list of New Year’s Resolutions made by Bud Peterson. We share it with you all now in the interest of transparency and in the hopes of inspiring you to make your own resolutions as 2019 draws nearer.

• Journal more

• Learn what “yeet” means

• Start more construction projects on campus

• Talk Val Peterson into going by “Pal Peterson” so together we can be “Pal and Bud Peterson”

• Figure out where the liberal arts building is on campus

• Get rid of the unicycle kid once and for all

• Find out how to pronounce “Geoff”

• Remember:

1. The Alamo

2. Campus Mental Health Crisis

• juuling?

• Buy more yellow ties

• Lower back three stripe life (lyfe?) tattoo

• Get Buzz his Converse ba

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. If President Peterson would like to send us his actual list of resolutions to show us how close we got, though, he knows where to find us.