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Honestly, it's just exhausting trying to recruit a CS kid (y'all are super awkward) and the entire staff has a CS GPA of 2.0. So we took the lazy route and got Squarespace (which is amazing btw) to do the work for us.
No, we most certainly are not. We're a group of Georgia Tech students that doesn't have the willpower to tie ourselves to SGA or the Technique (awful publication by the way, so bad, lightweights, losers, they're so sad, fake news).
We spent three weeks market testing various names and conducting focus groups in order to find the perfect name that would appeal to the largest segment of the student population possible. Then we just decided to pick The Crouton so we could mess with hipster foodies that wanted the domain for their cuisine review site.
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Take a wild guess.