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What To Do At Your Friend's Wedding To Forget How Weird It Is That She's Only 21
You knew this day would come but you’ve been burying the thought under mountains of homework and alcohol for the past four years: your somewhere-in-Georgia-that-isn’t-Atlanta-raised friend, let’s call her Sarah, is getting married literally months after graduating.
How To Survive A Summer Freshman Encounter (And What To Do If It All Goes Wrong)
TLate summer session is upon us, and this July and August hundreds of Georgia Tech students will notice the influx of what appear to be optimistic youths on campus. These are known as summer freshmen.
Breaking news: CPC announces new rule for women who wish to leave their sorority - must first send a "Cease and Desister" letter