Candidate Profile: Lizzie and Connor

Lizzie and Connor are technically undefeated in SGA presidential elections in the same way that Georgia Tech's ferret racing team is undefeated in Division 1 play. But what do the voters need to know about these candidates?

Lizzie Lisenby

Pros

• Technically listed as the 5th string kicker on the Georgia Tech football team's depth chart
• Complete a tour of campus doing the backwards tour guide walk the entire time
• Successfully disguised herself as All-American Offensive Lineman Shaq Mason for two quarters of a game against Clemson before Shaq broke out of the supply closet she left him in and made his way to the field
• Was awarded “Most Improved Extra” during the filming of the movie The Intern

Cons

• Never owned a pair of Heelys in middle school
• Has had to repeatedly deny accusations that she uses a private gmail account instead of her official gatech account
• Doesn’t actually know all the words to “Up with the White and Gold”
• Favors Chipotle over Moes

Connor Brogan

Pros

• Is planning to build two new Blue Donkey locations in his dimples
• Has never made a really obvious joke about the Love Manufacturing Building
• Can flip his hair a full 195 degrees without suffering a serious neck injury (J-Biebs can only flip his 180 degrees)
• Certified to teach people to dougie

Cons

• Has 20/20 vision but can’t see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
• Has thus far been non-committal about initiatives to bring hoverboards back to campus
• Prefers Cool Ranch over Nacho Cheese Doritos
• Once wore pink on Friday instead of Wednesday