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Hipsters flee West Campus ahead of planned gentrification
The imminent arrival of the glass-and-metal monument to capitalism has hipsters fleeing west campus in search of housing options yet untouched by the greasy hand of capitalism.
Pics or it didn't happen: 9 tips for your making the most of your trip to france this summer
We provided 9 tips for your trip to France instead of 10 because the metric system is a communist plot to take over your minds.