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Student bravely chooses to spark 30 minute discussion after professor asks if class wants to get out early

The student also announced plans to ask several questions about the syllabus on the first day of every spring semester class.

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Fraternities hit particularly hard by wintry weather: "We dress for the weather we want, not the weather we have."

Georgia Tech's fraternities suffered when they realized that boat shoes and dad caps were no match for mothafuckin' snow.