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Join the Newest Freshman Leadership Organization, GTFO!

Looking to be a part of something bigger than yourself? You probably shouldn't click this link...

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Cloud of glitter from sorority recruitment videos slaughters thousands of birds

Is it bird murder, or is it...burder? Yeah, just ignore how stupid that joke is and read the article.